Vacancy anyone?

I hate dis job. I hate my boss. Well,not personally, but wholly hate her. I hate da food here. It's unhealthy, distasteful & expensive. I hate my cubicle. No privacy ler. I hate my colleague for dragging me to Old Town every damn week! Da so called Nasi Lemak Special can't even compare with a plain rice with sambal belachan & fried anchovies. Not even a lil bit. Give me da latter any time of da day, man. I hate my stakeholder. Dey are arrogant, selfish & dey think dey are da only busy ppl here. U r not da freaking Prime Minister ok! Even da Prime Minister can rest when ha had da chicken pox. Go n get urself infected so dat u can chill out. Da company wont go bankrupt if u attend da meeting for 5mins. Da company wont shut down if u dont send da report immediately , u noe?! Wut's da difference in sending it at 10PM vs. 8am da next day? Da recipient will only read it in da next morning ok? Dey wont stay in front of da computer throughout da night waiting for your oh-so-valuable-NOT! report. Dey have a family & dey have a life. Unlike u, I guess. I hate da policy here. To change a cabinet lock in da office oso need a barricade procedure? U have got to be kidding me! Dey are not doing equipment PM la kawan.. Dis poor uncle juz want to change da broken key lock cabinet oni..In da office summore,not inside da manufacturing floor....U force him to wear glove? What for, u crazy idiot? Do u think ppl here cant see him doing work near da cabinet dat ppl will knock him? We are not blind ok? And if we are indeed blind, putting da barricade wont help anything! He spent there less than 5mins, do u noe? We spent even longer time in front of da cabinet. Do all of us need to put barricade if we need to take any document from there? ha??

I regret da day dat I apply for dis job. I regret da day dat I went for da interview. I regret da day dat I went for da 2nd interview. I regret da day dat I say "ya, betul" when my grandma asked me "betul ker nk tukar tempat kerja ni?". I regret da day dat I'm blinded by da money & say yes to dis job.

Working here is really not healthy, it gives me hypertension & I'm really going crazy by da minute. There will be a day dat I will go completely mental & take da damn barricade & hit somebody with it! Every cloud have a silver lining, u say? Doubtful, I say. Very doubtful.

p/s- M.E, stop complaining & be grateful dat u even have a job! <--- Dis is what I said to myself after da last fullstop. So dun worry, I'm not crazy yet. I think? *wink*